Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I wet my pants at the grocery store. I didn't feel like I had to go until I was inside. The embarrassing thing (besides me being 37)? I actually made it to the store's public bathroom and made it to the toilet, but my belt was on so tightly that I had to undo it and it doesn't work like an ordinary belt. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML
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Comments (61)
alleyes 0
were you standing next to the beer belly guy? I bet she thought you were the father!
Kervik 0
ROFL!
metakingt 0
WIN!
perdix 31
Sarah Palin will do anything for a vote!
flinkpamingo 0
THAT is some funny stuff!!
Moosezilla 0
And then she whispered into your ear "I've seen bigger" and patted you on the back.
ryanryanryan12 0
that sucks 4 u, fyl, but did ne1 read the lion king one? it is fake. stolen from MLIA
chocoLIFE_fml 2
haha!
perdix 31
You should have said, "Do you remember what we keep in here?"
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Are you so big that the zipper came off? Maybe she thought your stubby arms couldn't reach the zipper.
macgyver16502 0
No, it was the incredible musculature on his right arm that attracted her attention... She just figured that he needed a "hand" with certain matters. Use the left hand once in awhile, even those bad boys out. Or, learn to enjoy the attention!
megs2129 0
lol
Ohnothingreally 0
Wow, what's with old women randomly coming up to people and touching them?
alleyes 0
hate to play the political card, but I bet thier afraid of the new cost of healthcare. So thier being extra friendly hopeing they'll find someone to take care of em'