By Cristoforo - 25/05/2013 08:19 - United States - Mamaroneck

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17

To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol

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friedchickenpie 14

Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!

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martin_martian7 11

Who cares? Everyone farts (:

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xx000o 27

#18, Just like everyone picks their nose?

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bReLiNg 18

If you wanted more space, you coulda just have found a more open area. No need to take others out with a fart.

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worldclassrager 39

Best idea was not to hold it in...that supposedly makes it louder...

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dancinggirl900 17

That's what bathrooms are made for my friend.

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zandalee 19

What? You have never accidentally let one rip?

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olpally 32

Anyone else smell rotten eggs? *vomits* dammit op! Im trying to watch the hangover part 3!

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Poppy8127 15

This is what I do. I keep it in for a couple seconds then slowly release it. It may feel like its going to come out loud but trust me it won't.

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RVAriverRAT88 9

At least you didn't shit your self.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

well at least OP didn't "crop dust" everyone by trying to run out of the theather.

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medenbm 8

One of my friends did this during Skyfall and i couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

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cjwise11 9

Haha shoulda used the bathroom then you wouldn't have had to 'conceal' it

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