Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
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friedchickenpie 14
Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
jnanderson 16
I salute you, brother
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luckygirl76 2
Added bass! Why am I never around to witness this stuff? I would laugh so hard...
theboy13 13
Walk outside? Go to restroom... Sound of movie still won't conceal the smell.... ******* rude
kemando 22
I've managed to master the art of silence is my gas evacuation... But that's only for use in public.
nnnope 26
well it's good you let it out. you might've spontaneously combusted otherwise.
buckdharma 38
I use my pop-corn as a odor absorber and a silencer, then I offer some to the person sitting next to me.
hej2010 15
That's not nice...
Autocorrected 11
Must've been Fast and the Furious.
mkid232 15
You probably just added comedy to the movie by having a very ill-timed fart.
buddy51 23
OP- Next time your pre-theater meal is at taco bell and the gas pressure starts to build, let rip loudly and without restraint and then point to the person nearest you and claim they are "fart ventriloquists"!! This clever plan will shift the blame elsewhere and make you look like a hero!! Give it a try!!!!
mikeymayhem_87 15
The echo that fart would have caused reverberating from the walls of the theatre must have been epic!!
nismo_r2 5
BahahahahahhaahhH I DO this too, but I manage accordingly