By Cristoforo - 25/05/2013 08:19 - United States - Mamaroneck

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17

To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol

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friedchickenpie 14

Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!

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Kyle_Kawi27 7

You should have looked around and said "dang who claims that one!"

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nutellurrr 3

Lol, I almost did that but kept it quiet.

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hoffmanam 13

don't ya just hate it when that happens

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bubble_burst 16

why frat and waste it when you can burp and taste it...

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xx000o 27

Just ask yourself: What would John Wayne do?

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bmazzagatti 4

If I had a dollar for every time that happened to me I'd probably own like 13 Ferraris

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Kleptomatikk 7

You don't simply leave a Star Trek movie..

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zomgbies 17

Fart Trek: Colon of Darkness epic rip OP. wish I could've been witness to that.

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