Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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friedchickenpie 14
Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
jnanderson 16
I salute you, brother
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ladybuglet 22
There is nothing better than a good fart. If it would have been me in your situation, I would have burst out laughing. Kudos for being able to keep a straight face!
BeautyBaby099 18
That's why there's washrooms
viau 13
lol peter griffin #2