Animals: Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would...

By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 656

You deserved it 4 123

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 830

You deserved it 5 035

By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 580

You deserved it 503

By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 467

You deserved it 498

Invaded

By somanybirds - 25/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 800

You deserved it 327

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 334

You deserved it 1 751

By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 783

You deserved it 51 155

By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 295

You deserved it 1 843

By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 845

You deserved it 3 599

By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 620

You deserved it 237

By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 818

You deserved it 6 325

Natasha14641 7

Friday 8 April 2011 8:48

Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

docscientist 9

Friday 8 April 2011 11:19

It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.

Comments

NineFishMffns_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 12:14

‎"I ******' hate birds! They're ****** loud as hell, they're always up early just chirping all over the damn place while the rest of the world is trying to sleep! Take your ass back to your tree and Shut the **** Up!" .. Lol.

NineFishMffns_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 12:16

Hope someone gets it :p

klong91 7

Friday 8 April 2011 12:49

Should have tried to stop her. There is is a reason why they tell you not to feed the birds.

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Friday 8 April 2011 14:28

precisely. they can be pretty dangerous- i've heard of flocks of seagulls killing dogs for their food, and badly injuring toddlers when their idiotic parents encourage them to feed the birds for photo ops.

lauramini 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:22

you got serrrrrrved!! by seagulls.. hahahaha you failed at life

MuffyStJacques 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:50

I would say "YDI", but I'm guessing you didn't know that once you feed one, more will come. I found that out at Cedar Point in Ohio.

underpaid011 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:59

did you run? run so far away? or maybe you met a NASA employee and sang a space age love song.

pandaceepandado 3

Friday 8 April 2011 14:00

i feel worse for the sandwhich.

ScuseMePrincess 2

Friday 8 April 2011 15:11

You should have thrown your little sister to them instead.

snade 0

Friday 8 April 2011 15:23

LOL. That sucks!

legend777 7

Friday 8 April 2011 16:05

seagulls are birds from hell

heathersmorin 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:19

Your like the only other person I've seen from CT on here!

heathersmorin 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:11

I was at the beach one time and my friend fell asleep. So I put a trail of chips leading to him, one in between his toe, up his leg, then on his crotch, and up his chest. He slept threw a little bit of it until the seagul actually got his leg on one pick up. He woke up and freaked out!!! It was pretty awesome.