Holidays: Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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pancakefever_fml 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:06

beaches in missouri?

nanabaybe 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:23

dats not bad dats good in my opinion lol

brunettegurly 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:14

calm down your poof

johnnyhaha 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 4:32

that's hot

amaya726 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:17

if you're offended, maybe it's time to tan less, and dress/do your makeup differently?

MurderTramp 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:40

If it helps i think snooki is rlly pretty

weezybabyboo 0

Monday 15 August 2011 13:59

SNOOKI'S AMAZING. and shes making more money than all of you combined soooo ur arguments are now invalid.

W33ZY 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:14

That's what u get for trying to look like her! U must have an STD 2!

majorfacepalm 3

Friday 23 September 2011 0:50

And thars soooooo bad because...?

dcgriffith_fml 8

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:11

The lesson? Wear less make-up

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