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By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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MrFraser25 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:48

I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever

batfan5683 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:46

are you fat and orange???

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afulks78 11

Friday 21 October 2011 0:42

Good for you :)

plasticspoon 0

Friday 11 November 2011 4:44

Ew

Angelpower44 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 20:58

Everyone is saying how ugly snooki is.... well with make up she is.... its like she was told to put it on blind folded.... :L without, she is actually quite fine :)

SelenaMilkshake 17

Wednesday 25 January 2012 2:10

You're bright orange and love lasagna?

iluvmusic8128 0

Friday 17 February 2012 19:56

is that a bad thing?

grovervac3000 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:07

Wow, that sucks. I'd HATE to be mistaken for Snooki!

linarahmany 6

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:49

niiiiiice

laurenmacias 0

Friday 13 April 2012 8:00

Did they try to peel you after that?

jessikamahone 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:21

That's not bad,

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:22

Too much fake tan?

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