Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I had to sit and listen to a coworker tell me about how disappointed she is her daughter is a lesbian and wondering if anyone still does those "pray it away" camps. I work in HR so I couldn’t even call her an evil, bigoted witch, because I know I’m the one who’d lose my job. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
Today, I was in the Walmart parking lot listening to some music in my car and some lady comes up to me and say, “Boy, the music you listen to is so unholy, I think you need some Jesus in your life.” FML
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hidinginthesky 0
smart kid :)
pertained 12
hey, dyslexics are teeple poo.
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Comments (85)
TheRealSIDeal 1
kids these days....
buckeye08 10
Clever kid. I like him already. lol
donthurtme956 0
or just a lucky coincidence xD
Mudkip117 4
You gotta admit, that's very clever. As long as it's in The Bible, it's okay!
Offensive_fml 4
Sad thing is, he probably didn't sign up to the camp because he wanted, but because his parents forced him. So, the kid most likely doesn't want to be there and doesn't want to change what he does (swearing).
lxmadmardiganxl 0
you asked what he would say and that's the best answer
lalala2589 0
Try to remember your a camp counselor, not Jesus. A "please don't swear here" would be a bit more suitable than "only speak as Jesus would."
stuffilove153 4
Really? Are you THAT anal you can't just keep your mouth shut? He wasn't hurting you until you "poked the dragon."
Merylwen 24
When you're in charge of children and hear one of them swear, you have to tell him to stop: it's part of your job. This Jesus thing was ridiculous, though. If I were the kid, I wouldn't have taken that very seriously either.
lmaoatall 6
on your way, you think you can pick me up a case of coors, a bag of doritos, and some twizzlers! oh, and hit that heathen over the head for me. thanx
WCARlover 35
some kids are such brats...that was pretty clever though
zachattack112492 4
like a boss