The cheek of some people - FML

The cheek of some people

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 14:02

Today, the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with, and left me for, called me and asked for money to bail him out of jail. She asked me because I have my own business and I'm financially stable. FML

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Friday 16 October 2020 20:46

I think the only proper response is to give her the Joker Laugh until she hangs up.

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Sunday 18 October 2020 15:12

The key part of that is "ex-husband". Barring a court order for you to pay his bail, you have zero responsibility. Like most, I would have laughed or told her what she could eat.

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Friday 16 October 2020 20:46

I think the only proper response is to give her the Joker Laugh until she hangs up.

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Sunday 18 October 2020 14:18

Tell her she's your bitch and she has to toss your salad.

ojoRojo 27

Sunday 18 October 2020 15:00

...say no. Problem solved!

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Sunday 18 October 2020 15:12

The key part of that is "ex-husband". Barring a court order for you to pay his bail, you have zero responsibility. Like most, I would have laughed or told her what she could eat.

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Sunday 18 October 2020 15:34

honestly I would just laugh hysterically and hang up, then block her number lol

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Sunday 18 October 2020 15:43

I hope you didn’t give it to her?

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Sunday 18 October 2020 15:56

... and that is the moment when you simply tel her "no". Well, after the five minutes you would spend laughing at her.

mariepastyglue 30

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Sunday 18 October 2020 16:49

Audacity really must be on sale this year!

alex_jaguara 31

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Sunday 18 October 2020 21:55

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch.

831curmudgeon 7

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Sunday 18 October 2020 16:50

Not really a FML unless you were foolish enough to give them the money to bail his sorry ass out.

Charlie Given 25

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Sunday 18 October 2020 18:17

you should have told her okay I'll be right there and then block her number and never show up😂😂

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