Love and Proposal: Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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By got any coupons? - 23/12/2014 15:24 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML

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By Loveless - 09/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 20:08

Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML

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Monday 19 October 2009 16:05

8 years??! That is pretty fast. Slow down!

Fop 6

Monday 19 October 2009 16:05

Try again at ten, maybe it's her lucky number. >_>

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thatcoolguy123 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:13

Dude. Wtf. You've only been dating for 8 years! Take it slow! -said no one ever. Hopefully you left her because that is just the stupidest excuse ever.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 23:51

She may never be ready.

tc1967uk 12

Saturday 30 January 2016 10:44

8 years? Dump her. Dump her now. She's just using you.

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 10 February 2016 5:57

You sir must be a saint to have that amount of patience. She must be a damn good one for you to wait so long.

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