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'Dad, be glad I'm opened about my sexuality'

God dammit op, not again!

How is that a FML? You have a cool dad! At least he didn't go ape shit on you for having porn...

key word "again" hahahaa

"Today, my dad stormed into my room, threw some magazines at me and rudely said, 'Your dumb ass left your porn in the bathroom again. FML"

The awkward moment when your dad throws porn magazines in your face ... O.o

Haha, you look at porn while you take a shit?

At least he didn't tell you his methods of hiding it were better.

47, he jacks off in the bathroom. Not that difficult.

Hey! OP's dad kinda sounds like Jim's dad from American Pie!

OP say, today my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, calmly sayd u forgot ur porn magazines in the bathroom again, apparently, to me, it sounds like his dad is tryin to make it sound like its OP's magazines, when his wife find the porn magazines in the bathroom for the second time.... How do u guys kno that the magazines are OP's?

110 - because OP would probably have mentioned it if they weren't his. "I don't even have a stack of porn magazines. FML" or "I looked at the magazines and found out it's gay porn. I'm not sure whose magazines they are, and I'm my parents' only child. FML"

Godamnit are you all that blind and love to jump into conclusions? Op's father obviously was setting op up as op's mom was closing in on his porn stash! Its a set up! He has been framed I tells ya! FRAMED!

Who still uses magazines?

Well at least he didn't see you actually jacking off?

true true true

at least his dad knows he's not gay.. .

I see what you did there #2

What did I do?

how do you know it's a guy ? girls watch porn too ..

Yes. Yes we do :)

Girls don't poop, so the porn wouldn't be in the bathroom.

ohh yeah I forgot about that ! I've never even heard about a girl taking a dump .

Hooray for pornography!!

2 Girls 1 Cup ring any bells?

Yes but, they pee sitting down

You guys r stupid to think girls don't shit

#142 Please, oh PLEASE don't make me smack you upside your head for that painfully idiotic comment.

142 I don't think you'll have to because that shark is about to fuck him up.

awkward..

You like it

He should have said 'gee thanks dad now I can finish' now that would have been awkward...

Would you rather he make a big deal of it?
And why do you still get your porn from mags? Go to nudevista. It is your friend.

Personally I like xnxx I love that site

I agree with #73 (that's the site I use)

It could have been worse....your mum could have found them. Now, THAT would probably be awkward.

Nah.. lemonparty all the way.

So, your dad knows you are a wanker, and that you will take your magazines with you to the bathroom again, so just ask him nicely to leave them there. What's the problem? Being regular is healthy.

yeah and next time your mom can return them to you........

Oh well, he probably enjoys it!

Can I hear a herp derp?!

Herp Derp

"If this happens again I'm keeping them! Oh and I accidentally ruined one of them, don't ask how."

Blame your dog duh

Seems legit...

Should be fine unless it was gay porn.

12- Should be fine even if it was gay porn.

22, Not if the father didn't know it wouldn't. Nobody wants their family to find out they're gay by finding their porn...use your head.

Well don't do that! Obviously this happens often if he said again : P