Today, we were building the homecoming float, the theme is Seasons of Love. We went around the yard and put random leaves on the float. My friend's dad looked at the float and said, "You do realize that's poison ivy?" FML
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Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
Today, my idiot neighbor decided the best way to dispose of the poison ivy in his yard was to pile it all up and burn it. I'm severely allergic. It was so bad that one of my eyes is still swollen half shut. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when someone pushed me into poison ivy. He ran off saying, "That's for beating me in the race." I've never been in a race, nor have I ever met him. FML
Today, I took a piss while doing yard work. Later, to my horror, I discovered that I had touched poison oak at some point. My penis is now blistered and swollen. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML
Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML
Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML
Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML
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lutafin 0
dumbass lol
stacers 0
My brother did something similar, except he accidentally gave the cast of his Adam and Eve church camp skitters poison ivy leaves...oops!
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Comments (73)
sammywhits 0
hahaha lmfao
FYLDeep 26
Now when the hippies have their own season of love on the float, they'll get what's coming to them.
cbroxs17 0
Actually Seasons of Love is a famous song from the 90's from the rock musical RENT.
cbroxs17 0
I just realized... My profile pic is from RENT (**** anti-flood)
EffinAhole 0
RENT is awesome.
FYLDeep 26
Rent is a really gay movie. Got to be the second gayest movie I've ever seen. And I only saw parts of it from when my sister had it on in the other room.
FYLDeep 26
Oh, and Bruno is the gayest movie I have ever seen in case you were wondering.
suz5y 0
our homecoming float theme is hippy!
KikiThePug 0
Why did people say that you deserved it? It's not like you'd know that it was poison ivy. FYL
Niaa_fml 0
Yeah, I don't know why people say OP deserves it. Weird.
EffinAhole 0
people always say YDI. Your whole family could tragically die and these retards will say "YDI"
5t3ff1k4h 47
Because this time, OP did actually deserve it. Most people know what poison ivy looks like. If OP didn't know, they should at least have the common knowledge to not touch any plants without knowing what they are.
pwincessa23 1
the girls in 22 pic look like the ones In 15. lmao. jk
mrahhhhh 21
Well OP, you may be one of the small percentage of people on the planet who is immune to poison ivy. You better start hoping.
average_heart 0
well you sure are stupid! it's a huge leaf that has been known for years!
serenity40 6
Ydi for not knowing what poison ivy looks like
Axe_Cept 0
Have a great time at homecoming. Is that itching cream for poison ivy still pink? You'll have a fun time coordinating colors. hehe
gingerkid19 0
i love RENT
cbroxs17 0
Me too! My profile pic is from La Vi Boheme
theycallmeMimi 0
YES! You're like the only one who caught that! :D
animejen1988 9
I caught that, too. I was about to come and say something about it.
EffinAhole 0
five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes. RENT rocks... wish the cast was still touring. I wonder if they will bring it back down the road like they did with CATS?
Quagmire_ladies 9
looks like it won't be seasons of love anymore, it'll be seasons of scratching!
animejen1988 9
525,600 minutes...