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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

Dued. You're kind of a sick fuck.

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wow. lol. that sucks. but #5 has a good point. why couldnt you go into ur room?? lol

… what? how did you see #5 if you're #4?

he wanted to go to an UNOCCUPIED room, maybe his room was occupied

it's more a matter of that his cousin was the one who made him want to do it.. like eww

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What the hell? It's your cousin you weird freak.

wow imbreeding not kool!!!!!!!!!!

some people still do it

spelling cool with a k is in fact not cool

They didn't fuck ?

It's not in breeding its insect

It's inbreeding. And insest. Not imbreeding and insect. -.-

It is not imbreeding, breeding, insect(wtf?) nor insest. It is called incest. But good try all. I give 10 points for the insect xD

basically what you just said is it's not breeding, it's a bug

Incest, not insest

Dued. You're kind of a sick fuck.

ewwwwwwwwwwww! wtf i hope this is fake.

...is this less of a gigantic taboo in France or something?

your fucking sick!!!!!

thanks for giving back my fucking sick. I appreciate it.

I read that as fucking stick..

Well you know what they say... your 'fucking stick', your problem! :)

Speak softly and fuck a big stick -teddy Roosevelt

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

Dude you really are a sick fuck

Where was your baby sister?

if she was in the room that would be the cherry on top of a fucked up FML.