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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0
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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick fuck.

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dezirex33 0

wow. lol. that sucks. but #5 has a good point. why couldnt you go into ur room?? lol

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beetman5 4
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… what? how did you see #5 if you're #4?

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almariee 2

he wanted to go to an UNOCCUPIED room, maybe his room was occupied

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macca1234 1
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it's more a matter of that his cousin was the one who made him want to do it.. like eww

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btopishere 1
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gunnar7240 0
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What the hell? It's your cousin you weird freak.

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Ginkle45 1

Lol, i agree

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leezach 7

...yet.

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link52993 0

wow imbreeding not kool!!!!!!!!!!

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Miouya 0

some people still do it

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daysgoby902 6

spelling cool with a k is in fact not cool

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pfx2_fml 15

They didn't fuck ?

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animeloverluna 5
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It's not in breeding its insect

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chemiicalxburn 0
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It's inbreeding. And insest. Not imbreeding and insect. -.-

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EmreArslan 11
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It is not imbreeding, breeding, insect(wtf?) nor insest. It is called incest. But good try all. I give 10 points for the insect xD

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bibobobonnor 8
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basically what you just said is it's not breeding, it's a bug

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lil_ham1644 29
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Incest, not insest

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick fuck.

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BalenciagaBetch9 0
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ewwwwwwwwwwww! wtf i hope this is fake.

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liaotin 0
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...is this less of a gigantic taboo in France or something?

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Arj_fml 0
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your fucking sick!!!!!

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isuckok 11
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thanks for giving back my fucking sick. I appreciate it.

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Nooblah 15
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I read that as fucking stick..

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theaaxis 27
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Well you know what they say... your 'fucking stick', your problem! :)

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Dale_shackleford 13
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Speak softly and fuck a big stick -teddy Roosevelt

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doubleohseven 0
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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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KPSM 0
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Dude you really are a sick fuck

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dannyboy0617 0
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Where was your baby sister?

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h8rs_get_at_me 4
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if she was in the room that would be the cherry on top of a fucked up FML.

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