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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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dezirex33 0

wow. lol. that sucks. but #5 has a good point. why couldnt you go into ur room?? lol

… what? how did you see #5 if you're #4?

almariee 2

he wanted to go to an UNOCCUPIED room, maybe his room was occupied

it's more a matter of that his cousin was the one who made him want to do it.. like eww

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link52993 0

wow imbreeding not kool!!!!!!!!!!

Miouya 0
daysgoby902 6

spelling cool with a k is in fact not cool

It's inbreeding. And insest. Not imbreeding and insect. -.-

It is not imbreeding, breeding, insect(wtf?) nor insest. It is called incest. But good try all. I give 10 points for the insect xD

basically what you just said is it's not breeding, it's a bug

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

...is this less of a gigantic taboo in France or something?

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

if she was in the room that would be the cherry on top of a ****** up FML.