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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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tdawgheath 0

Go jump of a cliff you incest mofo

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cy9293 0

ok so you are a chick masturbating cuz of your 17 year old guy cousin? thats kinda screwed up i hope you are making this whole shit up

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COD6MW2 0

it said A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw HER : my 17 year old cousin. not him...HER

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Orchard 33

@#59, Reading comprehension fail. -.-

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shineyourlight_x 0

You are disgusting. GROSS.

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Specialist112 0

#s 51 and 52...you guys practice incest much?

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PinkFloyd1977 0

No, they're making a point and proving it. Look at you jumping to insults since you have no evidence or good arguments to bring to the table. Jackass.

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bobbt32294 0

youre a fukin discusting bastard. seriously that is the sickest thing i have herd.

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alice77_fml 0

y is his name vivien?? i thought he's a guy....

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Aepoch 0

Oh no, you were attracted to a hot girl. Get over yourself, you ******* retarded pricks. This guy is in the clear.

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ftsk_fan_12 0

uh thats not funny its disgusting.

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ftsk_fan_12 0

oh and #51...thanks for the extra sketchiness the op really didnt go far enough so thank you for filling in that gap =/

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