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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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Top comments

doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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Comments (385)

broken_lungs 0

you sir are SICK.

shinigami777 1

you could have at least used your own room to jack off.

blueyedgrl0108 0

that's disgusting...

DisturbedDriver 0

Dunno about you. My cousin's fugly. But my cousin's cousin who isn't related to me blood and is 2 years older....she's a beauty. =D

Dragonmouth 4

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

I jack off to my cousins all the time.

bballchick12994 0

thats nice to know....?

StillNOLove 0

that's ******* sad

kaitlynnnn_15 0

#22 you need help cause that's just gross.

albanipinto21 1

because that is super normal ..

NostalgiaFreak9 43

You need Jesus. And holy water.

omfgitsvera 0

your cousin is family thinking about her in that way is disgusting.

superklutz 0

incest. its fun for the whole family?

alisterfiend 0

if you can't keep it in your pants; keep it in your family. i'm totally kidding; thats nasty!!

hazer 3

Obvious troll is obvious.

omgitssarah7 0

Incest is wincest! Incest - keep it in the family.