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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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Comments (385)

but it was your cousin.. and lmao that's so embarrasing and people..i think he didn't go to his room cuz either it was occupied or his uncles room was closer than his own..

Icalasari 0

#61 - Not at all #66 - You are welcome :P

waterpoloweasel 0

#21 i agree with wanting to **** inlaws

SLAWTERX 0

wow, that sucks

If you couldn't go to your room then why didn't you go to the bathroom? This is just disgusting. Maybe you aren't very close to her so you feel strong physical attraction for her, but even so, N-A-S-T-Y!!

Icalasari 0

XD I just noticed that I got the 69th post! Considering the subject matter of this FML, I think that means instant win :3

uh nope, you're 73..fail!

shazaire 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS SOO DISGUSTING XD, you make me want to puke

birchofacookie 0

Can I meet you cousin...?

NIC_R00LZ 0

a cousin is still your blood relative no matter what, and it's sick to think about your family that way.

audreyelise 0

You jerked off to the thought of your cousin? That's some messed up shit. You need serious help, sorry.