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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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what?! he didnt have sex with her :/ he jacked of over her.. there is a slight difference people....

annnndd that's why you're ugly...

dioxyde420 0

201 WIN!!! and if he jacked off to her, it means he WOULD have sex too, more likely than not.

ick, just don't do anything about it or tell her. as a female who had a cousin sexually harass me constantly when i was that age, i trust you it can make them feel awful if you start hitting on them.

WTF U SICK BASTARD

cmckeon329 0

Freud, is that you?

jaytizzle 0

What the ****? Man you're a retard dude.

Haha! ...Ew.

Uh, not even gonna say anything about the whole awkward cousin thing. However, was your room occupied? If not, then why were you in your parents room? I really want to know why, but I'll probably never find out.

RedneckWoman1990 0

That. Is. Wrong.... your COUSIN!?!?!?

I love that #4 referenced #5. You are sick.

YOUR A SICK SOB