Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, a customer at work made threats against me and my two-month old son. Instead of following policy by notifying the police, my manager apologized to him and told me to leave. FML
Today, the slow, incompetent kitchen staff was keeping customers waiting for their food for 20 minutes. I got sick of a bunch of grown adults with kids my age ganging up on me, so I quit on the spot, and walked. Some guy grabbed me by the collar and dragged me back to the register. People cheered. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
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Top comments
SyLord 13
Call the police, that's what they get paid for. Remember to serve and protect.
hellopenny 18
It's better to be safe then sorry.
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Comments (111)
venomousflower 24
Actually I am in the same boat with you as in the age thing. It really sucks because people are always asking where my parents are and it's irritating. At least they were trying to protect you and i agree that someone should have called the cops
NickACD 27
Dude I kind of feel for you. I'm almost 15 and people usually guess 10-12.
tygerarmy 35
When closing at the chain restaurant I used to work, other guys, or I would always walk our female coworkers to their cars. Better safe than sorry.
S_Gnu 17
Ah yes, fond memories of getting kids menus at restaurants when I was 15. Now I'm 25 and people usually put me at 16-18, which I'm cool with. In any event, **** that piece of shit creeper and it's at least good you people looking out for you.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe some pepper spray will be a grand idea for the future if needed
freemindco 2
They care for you. That's a major plus point for a healthy working environment.
Wildmind 7
Why'd anyone be annoyed by looking younger? :P When you'll get older you may regret today ^•^
S_Gnu 17
Yeah, it may have annoyed me in high school, but now that I'm 25 and a lot of my same-aged peers look a good 10-15 years older I'm quite happy.
dannnngthatsux 19
Who said he was a 'child molester'? And what does that mean? People can be so full of !#=@, how do you know the report was even valid? Did you know if you get too drunk and pee near enough to a school you can be labeled sex offender for life? I'm not for those who actually hurt others, but people are getting whacko these days.
SPN_lover666 27
My friend is a registered sex offender for that very reason. He is a wonderful man and doesn't deserve to be called one.
Aimeejasmine 15
#35 why defend someone who's an 'alleged child molester' when they've been loitering around this place? They've been asked to leave so clearly they're causing discomfort to others? Even if they're harmless they should acknowledge that discomfort and not actively stay there to cause further distress. If not a molester, this person is an asshole and OP has every reason to be weary.
dolphinlvr7 24
Sexist
littleking94 14
how is this sexist
littleking94 14
had to post cause I noticed people were thumbing down the comments saying, atleast you'll look young when you're older. I don't see how anyone can take this the wrong way. OP you gotta genetic gift, be proud of it. And **** the haters who thumb this down :)