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By meyo555 - 02/06/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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By What-_- - 25/01/2017 00:00

Today, my roommates keep opening my bedroom door to "let the WiFi out." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2025 14:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I visited my mom because I don't see her much due to her living 30 minutes away from me. They just recently fixed their AC. A few hours before I was about to leave, it broke again. I tried to be patient but it heated up to over 80 degrees inside, and I'm really sensitive to heat. Thankfully they weren't offended. FML

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By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center

Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML

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By doughgirl101 - 07/09/2011 05:59 - Canada

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

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By F*ckinghot - 19/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, as I have my entire life, I live in the south. However, our AC decided to break and now it's 91 degrees inside the house, even with fans on and the windows open. FML

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By arron - 20/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, in the middle of this heatwave, my mom has a fan in her bedroom and her precious dog has two fans pointing at her dog bed, which she apparently needs because she could overheat, poor thing. Meanwhile, I have zero fans in my room and can't sleep from the heat, but I get told to just deal with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By allwaysbuggedinheaven - 07/07/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 16:13

"Mom, can I let the internet outside for a pee?" "NOOOO! Never do that under any circumstances!"

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Thursday 2 June 2011 16:11

Ahahahahahaha.

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sourcherri23xx 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:42

lmao omg the wireless waves get out of ur house anyway. it could be totally sealed and still get out

gracejustsharted 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:47

This is a complete ******* lie.

bombermanpyr 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:49

my grandmother (dads side) is amazingly literate in what my mon calls "phycotic techno phycobabble"

amuck 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:03

lmao

sueannpalma 7

Friday 3 June 2011 4:08

is ur mom blond

ecascio2010 9

Friday 3 June 2011 4:13

what does your mom think the Internet is? is she that dumb?

ialaNdarlene 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:36

that's hilarious

me33_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:40

bitches be crazy

sweetcande999 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:57

sounds like my parents. haaaa

zebrapattern 6

Friday 3 June 2011 5:00

LOLOLOLL hahahahahahhahahahahaha

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Same thing different taste

Hot hot hot

Southern states be like

Deal with it

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