Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
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WicketSteve 1
He is a good Catholic boy, then.
Chvdl 0
At least it's not your fault when he's gay. In my opinion it would have been worse if you saw him being in touch with other girls.
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Comments (60)
Crazy8chevy 0
HAHA gotta love #9 and #17. so true and funny.
FaperPairy 0
#14, I love you. :) However, may I join in with the "screw religion"s?
amatayo 0
Sounds like he will be a good priest Hahaha
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
oh great, I'm so pumped for all the LOL GAY CATHOLIC PEDOPHILES posts this fml will cause. and by pumped I mean really really weary already. by the way, 10, you know what else is a fail? using the symbols that make an msn emoticon, not on msn.
AntiChrist7 0
so are you always attracted to hypocrits? YDI
Xero3g 5
@Shiz You're thinking of a stereotypical effeminate homosexual. I've met all sorts, including racist ones, bi, masculine, bummy, etc. They come in all varieties. And bi girls are the best in bed.
coopcas 0
22, I love you too. <: Well, OP said she tried to be sexy with him. I'd be disgusted if a guy tried to seduce me, and I'd probably kick him in the groin. OP, you're lucky he tried to spare your feelings. Stop whining.
24788 7
I fear the gay man, but I love the gay man. NN gay sex, but godly fashion tips most of the time.
smb510 0
It's the axiom of men: all the cute guys are mean, all the nice guys are ugly, all the cute and nice guys are gay. Tough luck.
Peroxide 3
@30-Dear god! Ive been told im cute and nice. Mother isn't going to be happy about this. At last, an excuse to wear makeup