Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
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WicketSteve 1
He is a good Catholic boy, then.
Chvdl 0
At least it's not your fault when he's gay. In my opinion it would have been worse if you saw him being in touch with other girls.
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Comments (60)
OmniFML 0
Haha. Good ol' Catholicism. They teach 'em well.
Samurai_Blur 1
Sounds like he's going the way the priest taught him..
d347hm4n 0
I thought that the catholic's hated the gays?
coopcas 0
So he's gay, get the **** over it. Not everyone has to be straight, and why should he conform to your beliefs and sexual orientation? Stop being such a bitch about it, because obviously your gaydar is not too finely tuned. Try opening your eyes, he can make you beautiful, and then you can find a nice straight boy who will go out with you.
ShadowlessSpear 21
She never said she hated him, idiot.
UseTheFrags 0
Since when do Catholic's like boys? : Except baby ones, they like those.
Masamuneblader 0
Oh nice! The corrupted religious ones are the most to mess with XD
Rabyd 0
I'm sorry you turned your crush into a homosexual :(
Chvdl 0
At least it's not your fault when he's gay. In my opinion it would have been worse if you saw him being in touch with other girls.
Peroxide 3
Hooray! I got in before comments are shut down for theology war. **** religion! Woooooooooooooooooooo
silly_kate 0
well, maybe he's aspiring to be a priest! except, he might need to aim for younger boys!