By Oops - 11/01/2018 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
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exileonmainst 16

Unlike all the good ways to learn your sister is a prostitute..

Aw, I’m so sorry. I’ll bet your birthday was... wait on it... *****-ible.


thatslifeiguess7 16

Guess its true more men then women in Alaska....plot twist shes your fiance

Either way I think your sister would have been there regardless

I, I can’t even. Was the party at your house? If that’s so, then you’d think she would know not to go. Was the party somewhere else? Was your name on the “order”?

Mr_Mole 24

It must be hard in the land of make believe.

Ordering prostitutes to make a party more interesting? Wtf is this anyways?

Better she be a (presumably) high class call girl rather than a common drug addicted street walkers. If I were a woman I’d never be a street *****, but would totally consider being a high class call girl. They can make several thousand dollars for a two hour long “date”. That said, this sounds like the urban legend where the traveling salesman orders a hooker to his hotel room, and when he opens the door, his daughter is standing there.

Are you close with your sister? I’m assuming not, as otherwise you’d have at least had some idea that she was a sex worker.