Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
NGM_KID 0
Do people actually think they are being funny when they comment the an FML from the other person's perspective? It's just plain retarded.....NO ONE thinks you're funny!! OP, I would be so mad....but then again you never really had it and maybe it didn't have to many damages......hopefully :D
lntreis_fml 0
I think it's funny
Hazimius 0
lol... What was their excuse?
KyleCaster 0
Blimy, I hope you die.
Seegtease 0
Get over it. Your dad wrecked something you never got to begin with. Technically, you never lost anything. But really, do you think he's not going to fix the new car he got for you?
plethora 3
#3: Haha, how silly of the dad not to think of that himself.
raged_fml 0
Was he high?
PYLrulz 17
#7, you are right, this is a FML if the daughter or father posts it. I would of probably killed my dad if he did that.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you would "of" killed your dad if he planned on giving you a brand new car as a present and slightly damaged it beforehand? What the **** is wrong with you? American kids really are spoiled. God damn.
blazerbum 0
get over yourself you're 16 you don't need a new car stfu and get a used one like all the other new drivers. you were gonna crash it anyway
uneekfreak16 0
I know seriously.... I'm 21 and I still don't have a car.... i need one :(
Anony_fml 0
New or used car? If new, YDI. If used, FYL.