Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
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Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
fmyoptical 0
get a job and buy your own car. things shouldn't be just handed to kids. freak.
Dip_Fartson 0
Be happy you were even getting a car, you snobby bitch.
NisPe_BITCH 0
Oh, waaa. Your daddy bought you a new car and now he has to pay to get it fixed for you. Waaaaa. You know wat I got for my 16th birthday? Not a car. You're a spoiled brat.
rathbone9 0
OH MY GOD! WHAT A HORRIBLE LIFE! YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR FREE CAR TO BE FIXED!
lifepwn 0
My God, your Dad runs into something and all you care about is your sweet little car. Was your first reaction "is my Dad ok?" Probably not. Be thankful you got a car and shut the **** up.
rxxk 0
And now your car is like the rest of ours.
Mr_Positive 3
well at least once its fixed you'll have a new car :D and don't get mad at your dad, he bought that car for you
jasax1 0
I had to buy my first car, and then my second car. So, STFU. YDI.
yui567 0
FML for your dad. After paying all that for the car in the first place he has to pay more to fix it AND he doesn't have a present to give you on your 16th birthday.
Denmark 0
friday was my 15th birthday. my parents took me to paris for that occasion. when i woke up that morning, i expected to awaken to a beautiful meal and lovely day of shopping and seeing the eifel tower, my all time favorite spot. INSTEAD, I was rudely awaken by my parents arguing. All the reservations and walking around were canceled because my parents were to busyarguing and then having make-up sex. I spent my birthday in my room watching re-runs of old shows on the computor and picking up broen objects my parents had thrown at each other. whats worse, is my 4 best friends went to six flags and forgot to say anything. so stfu, at least your parents remebered and got you something meaningful! and you have a great story in the future