By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada 7 2 14 62 Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML I agree, your life sucks 60 738 You deserved it 30 013 Tweet Share
One day… By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada 1 0 0 59 Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML I agree, your life sucks 37 246 You deserved it 17 085 Tweet Share
By Sorry - 03/03/2010 16:22 - Canada 3 1 14 69 Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 795 You deserved it 7 801 Tweet Share