By Why Me
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML
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By  Mungolikecandy  |  19

Your friend seems to have a fun time driving.

By  Gofuckyourself  |  24

That's why you don't use things that aren't yours 🤷🏽‍♀️