Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading...

By Why Me - 15/8/2018 04:00

Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML

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By real life problems | 26

#7677070 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:14

I'm at a loss for words as to why anyone would assume that a random push pump bottle.. in a car.. is Germ-X. Unless you can't read, there is no way this happens.

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#7677074 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:42

Just because it’s anal lube doesn’t mean that the lube inside the bottle has been in someone’s anus. You are fine just a little louby on your hands

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By real life problems | 26

#7677070 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:14

I'm at a loss for words as to why anyone would assume that a random push pump bottle.. in a car.. is Germ-X. Unless you can't read, there is no way this happens.