By Why Me - 15/08/2018 04:00

Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML
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I'm at a loss for words as to why anyone would assume that a random push pump bottle.. in a car.. is Germ-X. Unless you can't read, there is no way this happens.

Did it help the food slide down your throat easier 😂

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I'm at a loss for words as to why anyone would assume that a random push pump bottle.. in a car.. is Germ-X. Unless you can't read, there is no way this happens.

When in Rome....

When you return the truck, you need to really give it to to that asshole!

Did it help the food slide down your throat easier 😂

Here's to hoping that s/he ordered a hot dog

must be hard to eat when your burger keeps slipping out of your hands

Mungolikecandy 19

Your friend seems to have a fun time driving.

Abbusser 12

Well now you know what you gotta do...

Is that normal- to have anal in your ttruck? Seems to me you'd want to be near a sink and towels.

Gofuckyourself 24

That's why you don't use things that aren't yours 🤷🏽‍♀️