By Why Me - 15/08/2018 04:00

Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML
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I'm at a loss for words as to why anyone would assume that a random push pump bottle.. in a car.. is Germ-X. Unless you can't read, there is no way this happens.

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Charlie Given 25
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Did it help the food slide down your throat easier 😂

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real life problems 26
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I'm at a loss for words as to why anyone would assume that a random push pump bottle.. in a car.. is Germ-X. Unless you can't read, there is no way this happens.

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TwentyFourBeerz 18
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When in Rome....

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pjsr 32
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When you return the truck, you need to really give it to to that asshole!

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Charlie Given 25
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Did it help the food slide down your throat easier 😂

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real life problems 26
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Here's to hoping that s/he ordered a hot dog

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Davros 12
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must be hard to eat when your burger keeps slipping out of your hands

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Mungolikecandy 19

Your friend seems to have a fun time driving.

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Abbusser 12

Well now you know what you gotta do...

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KittyMack 13
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Is that normal- to have anal in your ttruck? Seems to me you'd want to be near a sink and towels.

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Gofuckyourself 24

That's why you don't use things that aren't yours 🤷🏽‍♀️

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