Miscellaneous: Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and...

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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Klutz

By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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Nice try

By damn... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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Kinda cruel

By TGIF - 22/11/2025 22:00

Today, I overheard coworkers talking about someone showing up with lettuce or something in their teeth. I laughed and joked it “could never be me.” Later, in the bathroom mirror, I discovered I’d had the same exact green blob stuck between my front teeth for hours. FML

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sweeetboy 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:03

he's hungry!

RyanMacVey 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:05

do you have braces? ...coz they are the worst for getting food stuck in... cant even count how many times something like that has happened to me

Comments

seanylawls 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:28

maybe he didn't mean it that way.

wafflemen 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:30

he just wants to see you embaressed

HoeFoShow 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:34

maybe he just didnt want to be rude and tell you? but it seems like he likes you. go for it.

DavLynn 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:40

awww that's so cute!

MrXerxes5 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:48

ah. the classic "food stuck on teeth" what would the world do without clean comedy?

wisericky 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:51

i envy you OP, i wish i could store food in my teeth for later. :(

Lights_Out_fml 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:02

^ Picture win

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:01

Sexy.

Person1233 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:06

Maybe he was trying to make you laugh so much so that he could grab a bite of whatever was on your teeth. There is hope, OP. He's a guy, so he lives for food and pussy.