Love: Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months... - FML

By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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WikedWaffle 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:47

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:49

Was it very cheesy ?

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shmalls1 10

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:44

Lol people are crazy xD

shmalls1 10

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:46

Awww u must have felt all cheesy inside lol

madeeleigh 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:47

Be happy, cheese is legit;)

kul01 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:47

Cheese and justifying talking :D

zcheema17 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:59

Restraining order! ASAP!

synysterguitar63 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:09

Give her some fromunda cheese

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:10

Aww :) haha fyl

almathis1994 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:16

Tell her you wouldn't be gouda together because she's nacho kinda cheese. That'll shred her cheddar. And while your at it tell her you also like to cut the cheese.

Grouse 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:31

did you read it all?

diggs010 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:35

That sounds like something Steve Urkel would say.

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