Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML
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Arashikage
| 18
It obvious she didn't pay attention in biology
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hugtrees13
| 16
Why do woman make fun of things men can't control/are born with?(dick size) Nobody can help having a little dick -why hold it against them? and it sounds more like a "F that guy's life" instead of yours.
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Qandol
| 26
Wrong number, but maybe you should send her your picture and things could change for the both of you.
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Raymond Wolf
| 9
not sure anyone would want that type of girlfriend
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Raymond Wolf
| 9
not sure anyone would want that type of girlfriend
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Arashikage
| 18
It obvious she didn't pay attention in biology
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hugtrees13
| 16
Why do woman make fun of things men can't control/are born with?(dick size) Nobody can help having a little dick -why hold it against them? and it sounds more like a "F that guy's life" instead of yours.
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Because they know it's a pride thing. It's still bs because they can't control it, but the lack of control just means the insulted has more power over the person they're insulting.
Short version: people are jerks sometimes.
Short version: people are jerks sometimes.
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kirkaygri
| 18
The same reason men make fun of a woman's breast size, or ass size or weight. It's not just a women thing. People are jerks.
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Catdragon
| 40
men do it too. they make fun of small boobs, facial features, small asses, etc. it's a human thing.
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izzajaneful
| 24
Because it still hurts the ego. It probably hurts more than something you can change. At least if you could change, you can rationalize why you don't want to/it isn't worth it. In this case, it's your dick, it's tiny, and there's nothing you can do.
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RichardPencil
| 27
Maybe your ex-girlfriend wanted to craft the perfect break-up text and it took her two years to do it.
I'd say she crushed it!
I'd say she crushed it!
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kristinjeaneen
| 21
She sounds very smart and lovely. Whoever she actually meant to break up with dodged a bullet.
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
I would send back btw the strippers said my d"#k was fine btw,I was pretty drunk that night not sure I used condoms. wow 20 girls may it was you peace
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plumosa
| 3
It's either a simple wrong number or some bored dumbass sending out texts to random numbers for cheap thrills.
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Hippo_Holiday
| 19
I think she got the wrong number, or she just misses you
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robbiemad
| 7
You should have sent her a dick pic. And said good you got rid of him but I am scared
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McMan
| 23
Imagine waking up to that in the morning...