By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML
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Arashikage 18
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It obvious she didn't pay attention in biology

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hugtrees13 16
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Why do woman make fun of things men can't control/are born with?(dick size) Nobody can help having a little dick -why hold it against them? and it sounds more like a "F that guy's life" instead of yours.

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Qandol 26
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Wrong number, but maybe you should send her your picture and things could change for the both of you.

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Raymond Wolf 9
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not sure anyone would want that type of girlfriend

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Raymond Wolf 9
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not sure anyone would want that type of girlfriend

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Arashikage 18
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It obvious she didn't pay attention in biology

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hugtrees13 16
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Why do woman make fun of things men can't control/are born with?(dick size) Nobody can help having a little dick -why hold it against them? and it sounds more like a "F that guy's life" instead of yours.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Because they know it's a pride thing. It's still bs because they can't control it, but the lack of control just means the insulted has more power over the person they're insulting. Short version: people are jerks sometimes.

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kirkaygri 18
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The same reason men make fun of a woman's breast size, or ass size or weight. It's not just a women thing. People are jerks.

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cuddlycactus 11
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Weight is something that can be changed you know

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Catdragon 40
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men do it too. they make fun of small boobs, facial features, small asses, etc. it's a human thing.

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izzajaneful 24
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Because it still hurts the ego. It probably hurts more than something you can change. At least if you could change, you can rationalize why you don't want to/it isn't worth it. In this case, it's your dick, it's tiny, and there's nothing you can do.

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RichardPencil 30
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Maybe your ex-girlfriend wanted to craft the perfect break-up text and it took her two years to do it. I'd say she crushed it!

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kristinjeaneen 21
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She sounds very smart and lovely. Whoever she actually meant to break up with dodged a bullet.

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thatslifeiguess7 16
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I would send back btw the strippers said my d"#k was fine btw,I was pretty drunk that night not sure I used condoms. wow 20 girls may it was you peace

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plumosa 3
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It's either a simple wrong number or some bored dumbass sending out texts to random numbers for cheap thrills.

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Hippo_Holiday 19
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I think she got the wrong number, or she just misses you

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robbiemad 7
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You should have sent her a dick pic. And said good you got rid of him but I am scared

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McMan 23
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Imagine waking up to that in the morning...

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