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By John-John - United States - Jackson
Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks
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Love

And today, on Dr Phil…

When nature calls

"Life is unfair…"

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By  hugtrees13  |  16

Why do woman make fun of things men can't control/are born with?(dick size) Nobody can help having a little dick -why hold it against them? and it sounds more like a "F that guy's life" instead of yours.

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By  hugtrees13  |  16

Why do woman make fun of things men can't control/are born with?(dick size) Nobody can help having a little dick -why hold it against them? and it sounds more like a "F that guy's life" instead of yours.

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  LyricaSilvan  |  29

Because they know it's a pride thing. It's still bs because they can't control it, but the lack of control just means the insulted has more power over the person they're insulting.

Short version: people are jerks sometimes.

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  izzajaneful  |  24

Because it still hurts the ego. It probably hurts more than something you can change. At least if you could change, you can rationalize why you don't want to/it isn't worth it. In this case, it's your dick, it's tiny, and there's nothing you can do.

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