FML : Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg"....

Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By John-John - / Monday 6 March 2017 15:00 / United States - Jackson

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By Arashikage | 18

#7421249 - Monday 6 March 2017 22:47

It obvious she didn't pay attention in biology

By hugtrees13 | 16

#7421257 - Monday 6 March 2017 23:19

Why do woman make fun of things men can't control/are born with?(dick size) Nobody can help having a little dick -why hold it against them? and it sounds more like a "F that guy's life" instead of yours.

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By Qandol | 26

#7421243 - Monday 6 March 2017 22:35

Wrong number, but maybe you should send her your picture and things could change for the both of you.

Raymond Wolf | 9

#7652948 - Sunday 24 June 2018 23:35

not sure anyone would want that type of girlfriend

Raymond Wolf | 9

#7652949 - Sunday 24 June 2018 23:35

not sure anyone would want that type of girlfriend

By Arashikage | 18

#7421249 - Monday 6 March 2017 22:47

It obvious she didn't pay attention in biology

By hugtrees13 | 16

#7421257 - Monday 6 March 2017 23:19

LyricaSilvan | 29

#7421284 - Tuesday 7 March 2017 0:39

Because they know it's a pride thing. It's still bs because they can't control it, but the lack of control just means the insulted has more power over the person they're insulting.

Short version: people are jerks sometimes.

kirkaygri | 18

#7421293 - Tuesday 7 March 2017 1:05

The same reason men make fun of a woman's breast size, or ass size or weight. It's not just a women thing. People are jerks.

Catdragon | 40

#7421301 - Tuesday 7 March 2017 1:43

men do it too. they make fun of small boobs, facial features, small asses, etc. it's a human thing.

izzajaneful | 24

#7421395 - Tuesday 7 March 2017 7:32

Because it still hurts the ego. It probably hurts more than something you can change. At least if you could change, you can rationalize why you don't want to/it isn't worth it. In this case, it's your dick, it's tiny, and there's nothing you can do.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7421288 - Tuesday 7 March 2017 0:51

Maybe your ex-girlfriend wanted to craft the perfect break-up text and it took her two years to do it.

I'd say she crushed it!

By kristinjeaneen | 21

#7421307 - Tuesday 7 March 2017 1:58

She sounds very smart and lovely. Whoever she actually meant to break up with dodged a bullet.

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7421308 - Tuesday 7 March 2017 2:03

I would send back btw the strippers said my d"#k was fine btw,I was pretty drunk that night not sure I used condoms. wow 20 girls may it was you peace