Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Healthy lifestyle choices
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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TryToBeKind 0
that would piss me off
mk58 31
Oh wow, I don't believe I've ever come across such a fine specimen of stupidity.
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Comments (55)
cwl727 33
You still could have chipped your tooth even with braces on. Besides braces don't repair a chipped tooth.
Ilikepie82479 20
Where is Slovenia?
briedabro 32
At least they can just fill it and you don't need braces again.
AcieMcG 21
Whenever photos of me and my ex pop up in my FB memories, it just makes me chuckle, good memories, but thank god we broke up.