Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I started my new job. I went to microwave food, only to discover roaches and ants crawling out of it. Now I am grossed out but still hungry. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML
Today, I started work at catering company. I was aware that I'd be cleaning dishes, but they forgot to warn me how many. Needless to say, after polishing 527 glasses, my hands hurt. FML
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
Today, our boss offered use of the restaurant for free for my 50th. It went well but afterward he asked us to clean up, then started pulling all the deep-cleaning equipment out of storage, saying, “Might as well while you’re all here.” The cleaning took longer than the party. Bastard. FML
Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML
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Archay 13
The roaches must have been from the luggage.
immaMonsta 8
OMG. I'd die. Cockroaches creep me the **** out! FYL!
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MerrikBarbarian 9
Fun fact- in parts of china they are considered lucky, and people feed them. They are actually highly intelligent and social bugs, who make good pets. They can also survive 10 days without a head and radiation that would kill a human. Flies and dermestid beetles are a lot nastier
DiceLover 7
As much as I'm all for living things, and finding the cuteness in all beings, I have to admit, that that really sucks and is gross. Hope it wasn't as bad as it sounds...
pinkbunnys11 6
Sounds like a bunch of Palmetto Bugs! That sucks!
lolatyofail 0
It's pronounced Palmetto Bug
annihil8or 15
If only you could just get a gas mask and like 2 bottles of raid, dann bar
neander 8
At least they can make a quick get away when you start mopping.
margau0395 0
Ahem. Outside bar. No amount of cleaning will get rid of those bugs. I'm sure the interior is just fine, though.
brookig 10
Where do you work, so I never go there?!?! Gross!!!
foxgrrl 0
Ohhh **** that shit I'd quit!
johngaltmovement 8
Pack up the cockroaches and put them in your bosses desk