Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML
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Today, I started my new job. I went to microwave food, only to discover roaches and ants crawling out of it. Now I am grossed out but still hungry. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML
Today, I started work at catering company. I was aware that I'd be cleaning dishes, but they forgot to warn me how many. Needless to say, after polishing 527 glasses, my hands hurt. FML
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
Today, our boss offered use of the restaurant for free for my 50th. It went well but afterward he asked us to clean up, then started pulling all the deep-cleaning equipment out of storage, saying, “Might as well while you’re all here.” The cleaning took longer than the party. Bastard. FML
Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML
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Archay 13
The roaches must have been from the luggage.
immaMonsta 8
OMG. I'd die. Cockroaches creep me the **** out! FYL!
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Comments (83)
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Holy!? THAT SHOULD MAKE YOUR COMPANY FAIL THE HEALTH INSPECTION THEN AND THERE!!!!... Nasty.
arielzbkny 0
I can infer you don't have these "cleaning parties" often do you?
redbluegreen 41
That's why they're called parties. They probably only happen once or twice a year.
moomoozuume 0
Thanks, I just lost my breakfast.
RussianFox 13
Want me to find it for you?
ladyLALAA 29
Feed it back to him like Alicia Silverstone does to her kid?
sourgirl101 29
They've done that at my job too. They call it a cleaning "party" to make it seem a lot more fun than it really is. (All though, we are allowed to have a few drinks while scrubbing away.) Roaches would be a deal break for me. That's pretty gross! FYL hope you have a clean bar now and have staff that help keep it that way!
OfficeNinja 5
I would have made sure the premium rum bottles were super extra clean.
DaKillaMafia 2
I would have quit.
Llama_Face89 34
If you weren't in highschool you wouldn't.
Llama_Face89 34
It's not for no reason the oldest person to say they'd quit if that happened is 16.
obviousboy 8
All roaches have wings.
RedPillSucks 33
She should drink red bull. I hear that gives you wings. Then she could battle the roaches.
kriz_allizwell 6
but not all roaches can fly...
Ashlee0715 8
They're called palmetto bugs, and boy are they nasty as hell. FYL
stevenmx86 8
Oh no you have to do your job!
Ashlee0715 8
Seriously dude? That's gross for anyone, even if a janitor had to do it. Would you want to?