Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
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Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
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Top comments
sovetskiy 8
Was it cooking inside the toaster? Or had it just crawled in and died?
wdfcrystal 6
I think it's time to get a new toaster.
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Comments (83)
greeneyebeauty9 28
oohh, poor mouse! maybe it's time for a new toaster..
olpally 33
The brave little toaster doesn't like rats...
olpally 33
Oops.. *mouse
TotallyAradical 14
mice*
olpally 33
*asshat >:)
tappm98 22
atleast you didn't decide to make some toast for breakfast!
U_GotitDude 18
It had a death wish lol
dredkin 5
Deadmau5
CuriousAlien 7
Lol. how the hell did it even get in there.
sougstad 7
Tastes great dipped in fondue! Who needs a cat when you have a toaster!!!!!
perdix 31
That's what happens when you don't leggo of Noor's Eggo. Oh, she seems nice, but don't mess with her around the toaster, or you will end up paying the ultimate price (your own box of Eggo's around $4 seems reasonable all of a sudden.)
theandrewdays 2
Hope you have been enjoying your toast in the mornings.
sarah6786 14
I hope you didn't have toast today...