Money: Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet...

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 20:00

Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how looks everyday. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:17

So that guy decided to use his thinking abilities for evil.

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 1:14

I'm thinking the wallet was stolen earlier and the guy drove to the station to get it, then his house was robbed. Otherwise it's not clear enough.

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Dorchester 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 7:27

Sucks bro. sounds really coincidencial tho.

shortyshort 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 15:49

that sucks so much you kinda had it coming though

shortyshort 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 15:51

#4your the funnyist shit I've ever read haha

C0okieMonster 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:48

Wow...that must have sucked, did they at least leave some cookies?! Cookie!

rocker8877 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:40

then move to a better neighborhood

randomxtremely 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 6:04

What's up with these retarted robbers?

live_your_life_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 19:57

they planned it I bet haha

TheMysteryWaffle 0

Monday 3 August 2009 12:15

YDI for not keeping watch on your house while getting your wallet Your defence skills will never be as good as CHUCK NORRIS

liquidfireKAN 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:46

I hate bitches like you.

spartan456 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:35

Dude you is on the wrong side of the law

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