Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
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Top comments
sweetest_jenn 18
I don't know why women feel like they must compete to see who gets married/involved and knocked up first. It's not a contest, wait until you are in love with a responsible guy, and you're emotionally and financially capable of taking care of another human being.
devildog562 33
Guess there is a more fertile pussy living with you.
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Comments (54)
Im2Shy 16
I get your point op as I'm 43 and still haven't found my "other half" and I'm allergic to cats so there goes my plan on being a cat lady. You're one step ahead of me, lol. All joking aside, I stopped "looking" and I've always been told love happens when you least expect it.....stay strong, healthy, positive and optimistic because the future can deliver GREAT things to you :-)
clemscott 10
Great thanks for being irresponsible and not fixing your cat. Those kittens will end up being euthanized.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Hopefully OP will be able to keep them (for example, we had a feral cat wander up, only had 2 kittens so we fixed all 3 and kept them), but yeah, it's really irresponsible to breed your pets (if you're not a breeder with champion, show-quality animals) with as many animals die in shelters every day.
love_me_electric 20
Oooor she'll do the responsible thing and find homes for them? It's not hard to give away kittens.
MsKatieFace 11
It could be worse OP, you could be one of the many women who don't have a baby because their body can't carry a baby, they can't afford IVF or are completely infertile and will never have their own biological baby. Even then plenty can't afford the cost of surrogacy and there's no guarantee they will be found suitable to adopt. You still have hope that you will have a child of your own one day, so hold on to that.
Nikki_Shay 4
Live your life. You don't need children. Honestly without kids you are completely free to do whatever you want so enjoy! And go out and mingle with some other singles (:
ShadowOpsV4 13
Just so every girl knows.. A child is not an accessory
oatgoblin 7
ydi for got getting your cat fixed
Parvati48 15
Lol sorry OP, but don't worry your time will come.
RBW_Slave 9
Don't just sit around moping! Go out there and get laid!!
Renecameron9274 5
Go out and have a great night. U seem like you need it
demonfacee 14
Just be happy you're getting kittens.