Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML
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Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
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Top comments
sweetest_jenn 18
I don't know why women feel like they must compete to see who gets married/involved and knocked up first. It's not a contest, wait until you are in love with a responsible guy, and you're emotionally and financially capable of taking care of another human being.
devildog562 33
Guess there is a more fertile pussy living with you.
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Comments (54)
BlondeRat 4
Probably not responsible enough for a baby yet if you can't even manage to get your cat fixed.
I_eat_hearts17 9
On what level does getting a cat fixed compare to having a baby? She could have been purposely bred. Sounds like you just came here and commented simply to be a twat.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I agree with #12. Sounds like OP's cat wasn't purposely bred. No excuse for not fixing your pets unless they are champion animals (yes even cats) and you're working to better the breed. There are so many animals dying in shelters every day because of irresponsible pet owners, it breaks my heart.
skittyskatbrat 19
Typed it before I could... Yep. Six months to get the kitten spayed, minimum. My take is that if a person can't be bothered to make and keep a single appointment just to spay a cat, they probably shouldn't have a baby. It takes a whoooole lot more than one appointment and it's a whooooole lot more work to get a baby there and back than just a kitten. Shots, checkups, prenatal visits, etc.
smokecloud_ 37
Kittens are way cuter than babies!
CanyonRose 16
Cuddle with the kittens. You won't be up all hours of the night with kittens. And you can still have a good social life with kittens.
headofmedusa 15
Pronouns exist for a reason.
JazNim17 18
Relax and enjoy your life. It'll happen eventually. In the meantime, there are plenty of fun things to try that would be difficult if you had a baby. My mom always said how glad she was that she waited until she was 26 and 29 to have children, because that way she was able to enjoy her young adulthood and was completely ready for a family by the time she had us.
TanzWolf 26
Who cares! Kittens! :D
jessicatorreess 1
At least you're one step closer to being a cat lady :)
jayden0501 4
At least you get a bunch of little kittens :)
moveonova 3
so what you are saying is that your pussy just ain't that good
martin8337 36
I guess you didn't listen to Bob Barker when he said "control the pet population, get your pet spayed or neutered".
lishabear 21
I just don't understand this mentality from women. Im trying as hard as I can NOT to get pregnant.
Setareh23 34
Some people just love children and their dream is to have one, love them, and bring them up to be functional members of society. Others love their jobs, and see their hard work as their way to be significant. And there are tons of other ways people find significance and happiness. I suppose everyone's just different.
Nikki_Shay 4
Me too! I don't understand women's obsession with kids. I would much rather have my spare time spent traveling and fine dining and making some extraordinary advances in my career!
ShadowOpsV4 13
Women think it's cool to have kids and they use there kids to gain attention to themselves.. In this case that is why she wants a kid. Because she thinks it's cool and she is jealous of her friends