Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML
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Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
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Top comments
sweetest_jenn 18
I don't know why women feel like they must compete to see who gets married/involved and knocked up first. It's not a contest, wait until you are in love with a responsible guy, and you're emotionally and financially capable of taking care of another human being.
devildog562 33
Guess there is a more fertile pussy living with you.
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Comments (54)
YourProblemsSuck 2
Unless you're in your 30s I don't see the problem. Have fun and enjoy life. There are some people who never got to enjoy their young years because they had to take care of a kid since they were a teenager.
snazzymcwho 21
Don't feel too badly OP. After I miscarried in May, everyone and their sisters have been announcing pregnancies at least once a month. :/ Happy for them but still bitter and sad for myself and my husband.
because2why2not 6
it's not fun being pregnant trust me
someguyhere 12
Get rid of the cats and get out of the house, go to a store, and out for drinks with some friends. Cats can be a warning sign for guys if you have more than one. Third find a guy to be with, don't just be a breeder and pop out kids to every new guy that come along.
ChibiChick25 8
Think of it like this, at least you don't have to hear screaming children everyday or question how that pile of shit came out of such a small person. And best of all, you get to experience the joy of sleeping in.
XQuartzX 15
Take your time OP. Just not too much
skittyskatbrat 19
Irresponsibility isn't attractive....
vetisthewicked 9
what if I told you that having kids is optional? I know I know. You lay in bed at night and go 'why...am i sleeping so well right now?'. Seriously though, enjoy it. You're free from the burden of children. stop sulking about such a gift and go celebrate your glorious freedom.
iLikesOJ 13
Cats being pregnant is normal. Thats why the vet and shelter suggest, if not forces you, to fix your cat. Even the male one so they cant fertilize another cat. If you dont fix your cat for five years you could end up with 80,000 cats. ?
sebasrodriguez15 7
Who cares? Now you have kittens.