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By imwithapples22 - 29/01/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

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By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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NotGabe 28

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:52

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

JustJumped 22

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:52

The nutters do tend to come out at night

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maddygirl820 10

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:32

You can make a wig out of it!

iamnikkinicole 3

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:45

I don't get it.

ulissey_fml 22

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:19

What a weird way tou pée!

Bena_Round2long 2

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:21

Maybe she was trying to pay in doll hairs

baby_frenchie 6

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:24

In the black community- hair is a valid currency to use. Especially, if its that good hair. Jet Black Yaki feel to it! XD

MatsumotoMania 13

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:51

Could be worse. This hair came from their head, right?

SummerRain22262 5

Wednesday 30 January 2013 5:21

where do you work?

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:30

Now you can use their hair to make a voodoo doll and give them hell!.. muahahahaa

tosch678 2

Wednesday 30 January 2013 14:15

Noone wonders what kind of place this was?

Grimnirwher9 21

Wednesday 30 January 2013 16:07

Use it to cast voodoo on them.

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