Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, I stepped on not one, not two, but three Legos, all on different occasions throughout the day. FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
I think these kids may have watched Home Alone one too many times...
lautturi 2
Nothing worse than stepping on Legos. Why not strategically place Lego to get them back?
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Comments (86)
jwrosenau 3
"Awwwww!" "That's the signal boys! Get her!"
shaar_fml 33
There's nothing worse than the pain of standing on a Lego block.
purplexpinapple 11
You've gotta admit, they're genius'
burnsie22 5
Perfect attack
maximus_prime 24
hmmm, so you fell for the old soccer ball to the face trick.
skyeyez9 25
Strategically place Legos inside their pillow cases. explain to their parents what happened, and refuse to babysit those bastards unless the parents pay you double.
DanielleinDC 34
How did you manage not to swear? I would have been cursing a blue streak. I think if you ever babysit these little troglodytes again, your rates go up for danger pay.
BrookieAnn 19
In da face!!
rawr_ily96 24
What are their parents letting them get away with when you aren't babysitting? EVIL. FREAKING. GENIUSES.
dwc2134 5
Those kids father needs to whoop their asses from time to time, clearly he hasn't been doing it enough.
Czech_Zidane 14
Well... OP is from UNITED STATES and AFAIK "whooping a brat's ass" can lead to serious problems there...