Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, my best friend excitedly told me all about this new video game she'd just discovered that she thought I'd love. It was her Xmas present from me 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well - for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
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AyeItsMobleyy 0
lmao, at least you'll be a good train driver?
YaLuckyGal 0
LOL trains are cool though..:3
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Comments (154)
attatood 8
Hahaha! According to Google, there are also truck, bus and ship simulators. That's enough to fill your down time!
xphantom_dragonx 0
uhmmm ydi for not having any knowledge on video games..
GunReaper 0
this is actually really retarded. I mean honestly there are worse things then buying a game you don't play. and yet you think your life sucks
ttcsubway209 0
Anyone here that says Train Simulator is dumb, screw you. Trains are awesome! I am also the proud owner of MSTS, as well as Rail simulator, Trainz 2004 through 2010, Locomania and Railroad Tycoon.
hahafylbutydi 0
At least you have a totally awesome game! :P
kybabyy 4
Why would you buy a game you're not interested in just because another guy likes it? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be a deal breaker just because you admitted you don't share a train fetish. YDI for being lame.
TomSmithy 0
I lot
jjumprope 24
but trains r cool!
Stumblebum30 5
#10 put some clothes on. obviously you're in love with yourself.
attatood 8
it's not a real pic... looks like a graphic.
hahafylbutydi 0
lol its a real pic but i guess i will change it if everyone hates it, sorryyyyy!
lilflake 0
its ur fault for not looking it up