Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I went to a going away party for a coworker. I had brought weed for the party and at one point a guy asked me if I have a Grindr. I replied, "No, I don't use those dating apps. I do have a Fetlife but that's it, if you want it." He apparently meant a weed grinder. Most awkward 3 hours ever. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
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loueasy 23
The ham won't be the only thing that's smoked
gobroski 11
That's nice....
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Comments (105)
tabbycat2007 22
Sounds like your dealer is a pretty nice guy. Take him up on the offer!
hipposteve 21
That's awesome! I think its rare if a dealer is your friend. Business is business
saxaddict122 14
Idk, when I used to smoke I would only go to friends. You know they're not going to rip you off if they're real friends, and you have a WAY BETTER CHANCE of not getting anything you weren't expecting.
kbecks87 16
That might be true for hard drugs, but we're only talking about weed here.
corleon198425 22
that's pretty cool man. I am a pothead myself and my dealer is myself so I'm having dinner with myself lol
bad_boyfriend 10
This sounds like my guy. Every time I go over there in the evening and his old lady is cooking he asks me to stay for dinner.
Laphog 17
Please pass it to the left mrs. Johnson , the potatoes I mean .
Enkeria 30
That's really sweet of your dealer. Have a happy Easter OP!
jeffprobs 29
The news never shows this side of the drug dealer
mrsmikelowrey 15
Truth.
LiveForSenpai 13
I guess it'll be a... POTluck... ... I'll walk myself out...
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
No please come back, we want to hear more.
LiveForSenpai 13
I wonder how the dealer asked OP to come over... I imagine it went sort of like this... "I don't mean to be BLUNT, but my family and I love your business, and you're a good pal. WEED love it if you came over."
Calingaladha 21
Maybe he'll be eating at the family restaurant? I hear it's a nice joint, despite the roaches.
fuckedPriceless 17
I guess FML that you've got nowhere to go, but I'd be happy he invited you to dinner
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Thats a sweet time. Let us know if you end up going.