Love: Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months...

By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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Saturday 20 August 2011 19:20

That's the girl of your dreams ?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:28

Call and tell her that you have herpes and she should get tested "just in case."

Comments

minnx 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:22

Hah.. I can kind of relate to that girl, I've had many dreams like that with ex boyfriends. unlike op's gf I stayed though and just thought they were nightmares, but they all ended up coming true.. =

theboss_ishere 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:44

Tell her to ask her mother what she did last night, you know.... Just in case.

DeathSG 3

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:20

haha at least urs wastnt cheating on u like mine was...

blablamode 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:50

ouch

sjradio 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 15:00

You should go and take a lie detector test on Maury or Steve Wilkos.

klong91 7

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:47

She obviously has self esteem issues, your better off. She was probably cheating on you anyway.

OceanBananas 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 20:43

*Sigh* women...

Pattycakes124 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 21:05

I had a dream that my boyfriend was cheating on me , and he was .... sad part is that in my dream the girl he was kissing was the actual girl he cheated on me with....