Love: Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months...

By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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Saturday 20 August 2011 19:20

That's the girl of your dreams ?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:28

Call and tell her that you have herpes and she should get tested "just in case."

Comments

sarah_loves_yuh 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:27

Why are people saying you deserve this?!?

Wynthos 2

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:28

That's not intuition, that is complete and total mental retardation.

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:30

Whata bitch-aroonie-doonie.

duckman9 55

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:39

since she already dumped him, I guess its a bit too late. Just get over her and find a new dream!

Max24KB 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:48

hahaha so I guess I'm the only other person that watches that 70's show

cheer4ever96 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:34

Do something really special for her. Prove to her that you're not cheating in her.

decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:37

Maybe you should've thought of someone else when sleeping with other people.

andiipandii 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:38

I understand why she would want to break up with you because maybe something about your relationship made her insecure and you just couldn't help it. You shouldn't blame her, but you don't deserve it either.

faithxoxox 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:50

If your girlfriend dumped you for something as idiotic as that, would you want to get back with her? I know I wouldn't.

kaykay20 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:52

Clearly she was scared you would cheat and that's why it showed up in her dreams. She seems to have some trust issues possibly from a ex who cheated on her before. You should try talking with her and show her how much she means to you. Maybe then it would ease her enough to get back with you and try again.