Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
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Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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Tristyxxx 24
That's the girl of your dreams ?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Call and tell her that you have herpes and she should get tested "just in case."
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Comments (126)
boredblonde 17
Paranoid much!
goldenlocks22 6
These are the FML's where I wonder why people think he deserves that
Iheartfunny 1
the only way her reasoning would make sence would be if she was one of those fortune tellers you see at a fair or something
Iheartfunny 1
shes probably the same kind of person that walks around in a tinfoil hat because shes afraid aliens will try to read her mind
sara_saturday 5
she's the girl of your dreams and youre the man of her nightmares
WCARlover 35
The girl of your dreams is a psycho
ironik970 13
That will teach you for trying to use inception to have a threesome.
psycho2012 7
She was probably the one cheating and made up the dream so it wont hurt as much.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Always trust your inner intuition. FYL for finding a girl who trust's hers.
Max24KB 0
well I'm going to trust my inner intuition and say that your a dumbass hey I guess it is right sometimes hah
EnterNameHere001 5
intuition doesn't work well for head in clouds dumbass bitches.
Glitch333 0
Well she's obviously paranoid. But I kinda know how she feels. :/