Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
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jim_witness 0
Be like, "Ok. Actually I was in love with your ego. Could I talk to her??" or "You're right. I am so foolish. Let's just have sex."
jim_witness 0
Or better yet, "That's too bad. I guess I have to return the jewelry I spent my whole paycheck on..." Sit back and wait.
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Comments (37)
drinkupgorgeous 0
Just because people didn't like your first picture doesn't mean you have to upload another one. And it's really weird that you're pretending to have a twin sister.
Liddodollface 0
Unless you people know this girl (or these girls) in real life, then i suggest you dont make an idiot of yourself and try to argue and say that they are the same people. You never know.
drinkupgorgeous 0
It's painfully obvious.
PumpkinTarte 0
Observe the hair-layering. It's really hard to achieve identical hair, even when you're identical twins, has that ever occurred to you? And #1, I think you're more ugly than any of us.
Mhmthathappened 0
Okay. Listen, we ARE twins. We just wanted to see who could pull off the better picture. We PURPOSELY dressed the same and did our make-up the same. We make everything the same EXCEPT our faces. However the apparent mess up in eye make-up was a total accident, but whatever. Believe what you want, but I promise we are not the same person.
Mhmthathappened 0
Oh yeah, and it is a wig too ;p
jennam_fml 4
So you guys both have those little red bumps in the same exact place in/on your armpit? Doubtful. You guys also have the same birthmark/mole on your arm..
PumpkinTarte 0
Whatever! I talk bimbo talk too! Whatever!!!!!!
Mhmthathappened 0
I don't even see the bumps you are talking about. Oh well. And saying, "whatever," is bimbo? That I don't even understand. I don't understand why everyone is freaking out about this either. We wanted to have random people vote on the pictures to see who's looked stranger. I'm sorry if you don't approve of us joking around. Have fun believing what ever you want to believe, because honestly, we couldn't give a shit about what you think.
PumpkinTarte 0
If you don't give a shit, then why have you been responding to us with long detailed explanations? I wouldn't be surprised if you don't reply to this just so to prove your point, hahaha.
Liddodollface 0
the people who can spot all the things that are the same in both pictures have wayyy too much time on their hands.
gross__ 0
Not true =/ Just be careful.
callicoat 0
your a creep.