Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
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Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex of 2 months, who I'm on good terms with, posted an Instagram photo with her new boyfriend, captioned "Love you babe, 4 months have never been sweeter." I've never been good at math, but 4 seems bigger than 2. FML
Today, my friend, who is dating an ex of mine, posted a story on her Instagram of their dating history. Met in 2020; First Date: 2021; Became Official: 2022. I introduced them in 2020 and he broke up with the, “It’s not you it’s me” excuse in 2022. I feel like she put a dagger through my heart. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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babyyappld 7
what a bitch.
HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
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Comments (217)
TrollFeeder 10
You wouldn't want to be in a relationship with someone like that but I'm wondering if you both had a Facebook, wouldn't you guys have a relationship thing. But I'm guessing not.
TrollFeeder 10
Wait wait wait, da ****. It says you're a woman, so she is bi? So you're lesbian or bi.
klong91 7
Happens it sucks but karma will come back to bite her in the ass eventually, you'll see. A guy I went out with for almost 2 years did the same thing to me with his ex and she eventually ended up cheating on him.
d33emar 0
what goes around comes around.. I wouldn't worry about it
IndigoAcrylic 9
Bitches Get Stitches They End Up In Ditches.
CertifiedCreeper 2
Time to smack her face with peanut butter and say "How you like me now biznitch?"
FMLucky 5
Lesbians dont cheat on each other! Haha no, but that sucks.
mikelust1977 7
****. you will find better
tonnyfong 3
Comment on the break up sex in her wall 2 weeks back?
xiperugby 0
bumms dude