Health: Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The...

By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 00:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The disease results in ulcers in my colon which bleed when I poop. I cried, but only when I was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat cheese anymore. FML

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By Yudith - 13/06/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor, expecting him to tell me my cancer was gone. Instead, he told me I will need a colostomy, which means all my favorite food will be replaced with yogurt and parsley. No tabbouleh, as onions would make the colostomy bag stink. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By What am I supposed to do? - 31/05/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, after years of my very poor diet finally resulted in a long overdue health scare, I declared I must try to live healthier. Also today, I was reminded of my hypersensitive gag reflex (I'm autistic), which causes my body to vehemently protest the consumption of a variety of healthy foods. This sucks. FML

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By Bec99 - 15/02/2019 19:00 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML

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By loveinanelevator - 13/02/2012 12:03

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By billiams15 - 06/05/2012 21:57 - United States - Katy

Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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Bad sandwich, bad week

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 12:02 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the doctor's. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I learned that the IBS that several doctors have been misdiagnosing me with for 10 years is actually IBD, which is not only infinitely worse, but it's gotten to the point where surgery might be in my immediate future. FML

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sarah2144 14

Friday 27 February 2015 10:06

I'd cry too, man. Cheese is better than sex. Sorry for your loss.

Gesula 24

Friday 27 February 2015 10:05

I'm so so sorry

Comments

ronzi 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 4:53

Sorry to hear that.

purplegold 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 5:02

Damn, no more pizza

xwendifferx 16

Saturday 28 February 2015 5:37

My sister has that . Its painful to see her go through that.

Gityerchicken 12

Saturday 28 February 2015 7:03

If anyone has an ostomy I have a friend who makes custom pouch covers. They're really cute and a big hit. She has ulcerative colitis. Message me for details

LethalSeamonkey 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 7:17

Ya know cheese might be worth blood poop.

SamBeast 18

Saturday 28 February 2015 7:59

:'(

dragonvale19 12

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:11

haleyfreakingee 6

Sunday 1 March 2015 3:20

Crohn's disease for life

lalaney 14

Sunday 1 March 2015 22:40

That sucks a lot, OP. But on the bright side, you'll probably be a healthier and happier person than most of us who gorge on pizza and crap. You'll probably feel healthy and upbeat most of the time.