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By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

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By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

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By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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Coming or going

By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By kkkk - 31/01/2011 15:44

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2016 19:01 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML

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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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Drunken antics

By Stilljobless - 19/01/2010 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML

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Classic

By Wrong number - 25/02/2022 21:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a call and was offered a position with a company that I really wanted to work for. I just had to wait a week to confirm that everything was good to go. Ten seconds after ending the call, they called back and said that they'd called the wrong person. The offer was for someone else. FML

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flyingpoopsicles 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:19

Duuuuude, I want to hear your voicemail now.

iwannafuckyaman 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:14

everyone knows that is why you have a polite voicemail greeting....

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fahadalhaddad 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 13:41

do not worry just call them back .... change the voice mail

Kickmehard 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 13:41

I peed a little. x'D

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:09

YDI. You don't have a voicemail like that when you're hoping for a call for a new job. Idiot.

withered 30

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:29

Haha cool xD I guess they liked your voice mail xD

phatdaddy 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:39

Even a tard knows you need to make your voicemail professional or, at a minimum, appropriate.

driedpeaches 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:58

Did you have one of those gay ass call tones too? did it play "Bitch stop calling me" I hate that shit, when I call someone I want to hear a phone ring, not some crappy poor quality song that 90% of the time sounds like a bad AM channel

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 November 2009 15:11

The first time was the job offer. The second time was rescinding the job offer. The next ten times were the co-workers of the guy who was going ot be your boss when he said, "Listen to this stupid asshole that we almost hired! We dodged a bullet with this jackass."