fuckedalready
United States
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
messyvictor
United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
OCD or just a dingus?
Today, I came home from class to find a nasty note on my roommate's toaster oven. Apparently, cleaning it once a week isn't enough, and she wants it cleaned right after using it, which she never told me all school year. I'm banned from using it. FML
Anonymous
Mulgrave, Australia
Get Out
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Anonymous
Knackered
Today, I realized I'm so tired of cleaning houses all day to come home to a dirty house that I don't have the energy to clean. I need to hire my own cleaning lady. FML
Anonymous
People are jerks
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
somnolence
Beaverton, United States
Nice, thanks!
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
leahkasscar
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Taylor Page
Gainesville, United States
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
skrewedguy
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
NeedToBeMessier
Hardwick, United States
Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML
Top comments
hospitalboyhaha 0
what kinda of a cleaning lady tells you its too dirty, you pay her not the other way around
ReallyMike 0
#27 I was agreeing with you up until the "white" part. ******* racist.
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xxxBEASTxxx 0
I agree with #9
lastminuteperm 0
Wait for a minute while I pretend to care. *Clears Throat* Oh no. Your life is surely ******. Whatever can you do? Hmmm...maybe clean your room?
Nacirema20 0
lol. YDI. ******* pig... :-)
Caayouteepie 0
omg my mom makes me do that too! i was like well what the **** are they for then?
conartist66 0
mine does the same thing!
cmac86 24
that's pretty bad when that happens.
louie111887 0
i wish i had a fucken cleaning lady. ******* spoiled white rich kids. ydi
ReallyMike 0
#27 I was agreeing with you up until the "white" part. ******* racist.
bluesclues72 0
well it is mostly white rich kids who have cleaning ladies, but I'm black and I have one.
Frenz 0
Fire her. If she doesn't want to do her job, find someone else.
zich70 0
lol wow people are to f'in lazy to clean their own room
bobbieluvsya 0
Honestly, maybe you deserve it. I'm not sure about the policy of individuals, but I know that some agencies instruct the workers to not clean if there are bodily fluids and things. Some tell them to just leave the room alone. Better to maybe lose a client than have an employee possibly catch some sort of disease.